This house is clean...Oh the evil sinister Girl Scouts boxes of caloric temptation....you have left no trace you were ever here, except maybe to my hips and thighs. My hidden stash is no more, the frozen treats of minty chocolate succumbed to their timely demise ~ one sleeve at a time. Not even the best CSI could comb this house to find one crumb, crumpled foil packaging or box.. there is no trace you ever existed...I did my job, and I did it well.
Oh and for the record, I would just like to say that the cookies this year have become rather small....bite size in fact. The boxes are even smaller, as if to con me into buying more. It is all a conspiracy. New Years starts with gym memberships, and then we have SuperBowl with wings and chilli...then the Valentines Chocolates, Girls Scout Cookies...and next comes the PEEPS ~ I think for Lent I will give up giving up....for this will be a challenge each year to wipe out as many boxes of Thin Mints before they take over the planet ~ I will rid the hips and thighs of others by taking on one box at a time and be the SuperGirlScoutCookie Hero (que music ~ Here I come to SAVE the day)
Until next year, when more knee sock wearing green sashed cuties and their boxes of tastie treats tempt me once more....be forewarned, in this house your life will be cut short.
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